19.12.08

The Bell Tolls For Thee


I don't like eric clapton. I like some of the things he's done and played on, but it should be known that I believe he's a douche. It's the least interesting guitar playing since...ever. Cream, yeah good jams. Blues Breakers, pretty much fucking awesome, but only because John Mayall is shred law...Not John Mayer. John Fucking Mayall. There is one album, though, that will have play in my house, and I don't even know why. Long jams? not that. Whiney steve windwood vocals? couldn't be. Maybe it's the way-ahead-of-it's-time-controversially-speaking-teenie-bopper-kitty-porn album cover? Probably. you be the judge.



So there it is. That little girl must be like 14. Nice work Eric Clapton you dick. I do quite like it though(not in a peder-ass kind of way).

Here's another cool one. Big thanks to Uli John Roth ripping so hard or else I might never have seen this.


this is some unacceptable shit. what kind of symbolism is that? The Scorpions shatter 11 year olds vaginas? perfect bulls-eye, Uli. What the fuck. Less is more.

16.12.08

Sorry to Disappoint

Y'all

I'm going to a christmas staff party tonight. I don't have a camera right now cause it's on the fritz. I wonder if I should dress up? Maybe I'll wear what I wore all day? perhaps I'll wear the same thing tomorrow? Hell, it's only wednesday anyways. Then it came to me...



Bummer

28.11.08

HFF

Some Medieval Shit



Happy friday.

5.11.08

I slunked out



Leon Black advises Larry to get up in that ass. Tear that ass open.

4.11.08

Antifungotics

Too bad these dudes didn't have a health plan to give them anti-fungotics, cause like, they'd be stoked to still be colonizing, I'm sure.

31.10.08

random update vol.666

I HAVENT POSTED ANYTHING FOR A LITTLE WHILE, BUT GIVEN THE DAY IT IS, I WANTED TO POST MY RESPECTS TO THE INTERWEB PAGAN SPIRITS. SO HERE...MY RESPECTS, IN POST FORM, AND HANGOVER FORM. THERE YOU GO PAGAN SPIRITS...I HAVE A HEADACHE, FROM DRINKING TO YOU. 
I WOULD HAVE HAD BEERS ANYWAYS. 
COURTESEY(FROM LEFT TO RIGHT) OF LEE, DEANNA AND THE SCUMADOR.

COBRETTI'S ALWAYS GOT A PLACE TO STAY.
THESE JERK OFFS WENT TO NEIL YOUNG, THEY SAT FRONT ROW AND TOOK NO PICTURES. SUCK AN EGG.

TOTAL FUCKIN PUSSY.
THIS PICTURE REMINDS ME OF THAT SCENE IN WHAT ABOUT BOB WHERE BILL MURRAY IS GIVING DR. MARVIN THE HIEMLICK MANEUVER? IT LOOKS LIKE BEERS IS GETTING HIEMLICKED.
SOME GNARNESS FOR THANKSGIVING. COOKED A BIRD AND SHIT, WHATEVER, NO BIGGY. NO PICTURES...NOT SORRY.
HERE'S A PILE OF FOOD I ATE, ONCE IT WAS MADE INTO SOME OTHER SHIT. THIS IS LIKE STEP ONE, TITLED 'BOIL THAT SHIT'.
I GOT A YEAR OLDER LIKE A MONTH AGO, SO I ATE A MEAN STEAK.


GOT FREAKY
ME TOO
ME TOO.

MORE TO COME FROM HALLOWEEN, DICKHEADS.

23.10.08

schaff

for those of you who don't check the Thrasher site.
This is why Max Schaff is the best.

14.10.08

Wild Angels

As of late I've been renting a lot of old classic Car and Cycle movies...I found this one in the Cult/Horror section at Videomatica on 4th and Cypress.

Wild Angels was a double feature, so when the Young Racers wasn't too hot, I was stoked to watch the former. Wild Angels features Peter Fonda of easy rider fame, who I never found that believable of a tough machine ridin fool. He always looked to clean cut. And Nancy Sinatra? She definately had to try really hard to act, and you can see it. Not a very good pretender. But it works, because Roger Corman is genius at throwing together classics with basically no budget at all.

Here's a good scene - Fonda and his crew of H.A. at a funeral for a fallen comrade.





Go rent this.

26.9.08

Network

This is a great movie - this is a great scene from a great movie. Even though it's coming from 32 years ago, it seems applicable. So fuggit, don't be scared, get mad!

25.9.08

No Need

No need to look over your shoulders to check who's watching. Don't feel guilty, it's all completely naaatural. Enjoy at work, at home with your family, invite the neighbors kids over for a good wholesome evening. All you christians, don't worry, you won't burn in hell for watching this.


Diesel SFW XXX - Watch more free videos

Thanks Craig W!

22.9.08

16.9.08

MUNICIPAL WASTE

Feel the rage control you; they'll never stop the shred
Just rip apart that ugly mug and bang it till your dead!



No end to the genius that is Municipal Waste.

15.9.08

Athletes Foot

I don't know if I had ever had this discussion with you. Maybe you skateboard or do 'sports'. Im sure most of you at one point have endured foot sweat. Sometimes when you have been exposed to a little too much foot sweat, you enter into the Athlete's Foot realm. It is neither comfortable or awesome, but does make for some extremely good itching opportunities. There is a proven, age-old remedy/technique for aiding, healing, and/or curing your athletes foot. Some of you who Ive had this conversation with before did not believe that this technique would work, rest assured, it is the ailment. Pee on your feet.
"Keep those babies dry. End the day by pissing on your feet in the shower. That kills the fungus. Good luck."--Rickk Howard, Professional Skateboarder.

later.

not fuel in the fuel tank

11.9.08

dildo

wow, it's a good thing news also comes in live, we might have never seen that huge dildo. 

9.9.08

don't vote and die

Redbull and Color have a video contest right now. go here  and vote for Lee and Josh's video.

seeya

5.9.08

Thrasher's Bust or Bail.

Call Me?

I never liked the idea of a camera phone. I had a phone to talk to people not to document an awesome/blurry/lo-res sunset. Alas, I do have a camera/calculator/internet-browser/weather-retrieving/phone with which Ive taken many photos when I didn't have my point and shoot. Here's a shitty collection of photos and a lame excuse to post something when Ive got nothing else to post. Eat it.




Rebel Alliance?


28.8.08

SNAILGASH in winnipeg

Its safe to say Winnipeg is to Canada like DVDA is to Pornography, fucking awesome. Danny MarShall knows this is true, it's like an energy is pulsing through your veins that turns any bogus sesh into a fist pumping shit storm.
Danny 'first try' Marshall, Winnipeg August 2008.

13.8.08

PILGRIMAGE





Pilgrimage is Om's 3rd and latest album. Drink some herbal and zone out.

Tracks
1-Pilgrimage
2-Unitive Knowledge of the Godhead
3-Bhima's Theme
4-Pilgrimage(Reprise)

Om - Pilgrimage

beebeepbopfiizpop



nothing to do with anything but nothing at all.

Theatre of Last Minute Decisions

On the 11th of August I witnessed one of the best ballads of all time. Motley Crue's Home Sweet Home, complete with pyrotechnics, douchebags, and boobies.





Ive never liked camera phones, but I do like boobies. And screaming cock rock solos!

8.8.08

Hope, 1982

Teasle: Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us? Trautman: You send that many, don't forget one thing.
Teasle: What?
Trautman: A good supply of body bags.

Rambo: I could have killed 'em all, I could kill you. In town you're the law, out here it's me. Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go. Let it go.
Rambo: They drew first blood, not me.
Trautman: Look Johnny, let me come in and get you the hell out of there!



Rambo: They drew first blood...

31.7.08

Mont Royal Avec Fromage

I went to Montreal with some of my favourite dudes, Maguns and Scooter, with hope of seeing some other good dudes that I don't see in Vancouver. Bumped into Joey Williams in the Toronto Pearson Airport. Saw some Jackson St. connects too, Wade Fyfe was doing beers. No blog ops for those dudes though. Here's a random display of things I saw, in no order. I can't wait to go back."What exactly do you thrash?" Chrissy
"What do ya got..." Corey Webster
Cyrus was on fire, he was 'emceeing' the contest, I was psyched to see him rip into some french dill weeds(not you, of course), not to mention indian fried bread, Manic Bannock.
What else could I say about Danny? Not a hair shy of Cent Percent!



Copped me a new whip, whatup Cloontang!

Did stuff that was skate related...
Creepy Colin gets wierd on some handpoles.
Walker and roller
Dude?
My kinda place, place, place.

Obviously...obviously.
The Main.
Doo doo, danny?
I don't know why Frodo and Samwise walked to Mordor. From Montreal, by air, it only took like 4 hours. We didn't stop though, just kept going to Vancouver.

Well, see ya later.