Fair? You're fucking Nihilists!

Uli Jon Roth is a fucking maniac! Mostly because he's the complete opposite. See the video. Other then when Uli's paws are effing up his man axe, the dude doesn't even move. He knows that anyone who crosses paths with this riff will pretty much spontaneously combust into a cloud of vengeful aids that will, in turn, destroy anything in its path. I've somehow built up some sort of immunity to this effect though. Ok, watch, don't die.