13.8.08

PILGRIMAGE





Pilgrimage is Om's 3rd and latest album. Drink some herbal and zone out.

Tracks
1-Pilgrimage
2-Unitive Knowledge of the Godhead
3-Bhima's Theme
4-Pilgrimage(Reprise)

Om - Pilgrimage

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nothing to do with anything but nothing at all.

Theatre of Last Minute Decisions

On the 11th of August I witnessed one of the best ballads of all time. Motley Crue's Home Sweet Home, complete with pyrotechnics, douchebags, and boobies.





Ive never liked camera phones, but I do like boobies. And screaming cock rock solos!

8.8.08

Hope, 1982

Teasle: Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us? Trautman: You send that many, don't forget one thing.
Teasle: What?
Trautman: A good supply of body bags.

Rambo: I could have killed 'em all, I could kill you. In town you're the law, out here it's me. Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go. Let it go.
Rambo: They drew first blood, not me.
Trautman: Look Johnny, let me come in and get you the hell out of there!



Rambo: They drew first blood...

31.7.08

Mont Royal Avec Fromage

I went to Montreal with some of my favourite dudes, Maguns and Scooter, with hope of seeing some other good dudes that I don't see in Vancouver. Bumped into Joey Williams in the Toronto Pearson Airport. Saw some Jackson St. connects too, Wade Fyfe was doing beers. No blog ops for those dudes though. Here's a random display of things I saw, in no order. I can't wait to go back."What exactly do you thrash?" Chrissy
"What do ya got..." Corey Webster
Cyrus was on fire, he was 'emceeing' the contest, I was psyched to see him rip into some french dill weeds(not you, of course), not to mention indian fried bread, Manic Bannock.
What else could I say about Danny? Not a hair shy of Cent Percent!



Copped me a new whip, whatup Cloontang!

Did stuff that was skate related...
Creepy Colin gets wierd on some handpoles.
Walker and roller
Dude?
My kinda place, place, place.

Obviously...obviously.
The Main.
Doo doo, danny?
I don't know why Frodo and Samwise walked to Mordor. From Montreal, by air, it only took like 4 hours. We didn't stop though, just kept going to Vancouver.

Well, see ya later.

30.7.08

The Nature of Things

Follow me into the humid suburbs of Brossard, just past the plains of Montreal, beside the parking lot of Village de Valeurs. We kept watch from 3 inches, behind some blades of grass, by the curb, so we weren't to be detected. They went about their ritualistic mating dance as we watched in awe. Behold, the Ladybug.

24.7.08

Fair? You're fucking Nihilists!

Uli Jon Roth is a fucking maniac! Mostly because he's the complete opposite. See the video. Other then when Uli's paws are effing up his man axe, the dude doesn't even move. He knows that anyone who crosses paths with this riff will pretty much spontaneously combust into a cloud of vengeful aids that will, in turn, destroy anything in its path. I've somehow built up some sort of immunity to this effect though. Ok, watch, don't die.

Scorpions

10.7.08

I scream, you scream

The 2nd annual C1RCA Canada camp trip. This year through the interior, wasnt as hot as last years on the island. Good parks, great skating, cold beers, wild rivers, shallow pools, scummy dudes. What more could a crusty land rat ask for?

Conrete Skateboarding will be following up with an article later this year and a short video documentation will be released shortly on all rat-related websites!










diary of a scab

Exactly what it sounds like. I couldn't have made this post possible without these contributing factors: Bomb H., Drunk Mike, Bikes with no brakes and only one gear, Beer that has 710 ml in each canister X 2, the beach, salt water, infectious diseases, antibodies, limbs, sand, tourists, anticipation of stoop bbq's, days off, 50 spf, won ton soup, budwieser merch, piling out and blowing it.
day 1 - no prrrrooblem!
day 2 - sure! lets go to the lake, looking good!

day 3 - damn...that lake fucked up my leg.
day 5 - still pussing.
Sorry about making you puke in your own mouth then swallow it again. Well, see ya.

Curse of the Irish

This is an ode to Sam McGlynn. He sent me a reel cause he wanted to c0-star in 'Piles like Us 2: Two Parrots'.

He also does sound effects; seen above, Machine Gun.

What? I'm Irish.